aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

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Teacher: You know you can't sleep in my class.
Me: I know, But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

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sirderpington:

glameows:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

Remember when Horton Hears a Who first came out and everybody wanted to fuck the little emo Who

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i am so happy i dont remember this

I am so sad I remember this

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zackisontumblr:

i want a bf with a select vocabulary which includes phrases like:

  • yes babe
  • you’re cute
  • of course i will bring you snacks
  • my dick is 3 feet long
  • you’re always right babe i’m sorry

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You get depressed because you know that you’re not what you should be.
-Marilyn Manson   (via bonlver)

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jaclcfrost:

u may have killed my favorite character but u will never kill my spirit. or my love for them. or my ability to talk about them for an irritatingly long amount of time

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sirpastydick:

hilarydank:

how am I supposed to eat this ass without my drink?!

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kingivan95:

Real shit tho hahaha!
seriousjones:
You have to be odd to be number one.
-

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

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